clogs. ew.

okay. so everyone has an opinion about clogs. ugly. heinous. chunky. nasty. did i say ugly!?? now i know that there have been thousands of blogs about the questionable nature of these skanky shoes, but i figured that i could make them even more fun to hate, due to my awesomeness and whatnot. okay. do you remember in the 90's... oh god, i do!? do you remember when clogs were huge then... yeah they are just as ugly now as they were back in the day. and i'm sorry a chanel logo does not a pretty clog make. and even in the 70's when clogs were all the rage they still made feet look huge and heavy... and herman munster called... he wants his shoes back. i'm all for retro, but there are reasons that some pieces die out!!!! it's like evolution of style. survival of the fittest. and clogs have not evolved into anything... they are still chunky, dull, and boring. and come on if 80 foot tall, spindley models can't make them look good... then tell me, what regular person can!?

ashley simpson in the offending footwear. 

 marykate olsen wearing a yucky wedge version.

kate beckinsale mixing the nasties with a summer look... it doesn't even look good...

 uk vogue actually put alexa chung on the cover of the mag in them!!! tricking the unassuming public into thinking that clogs were once again fashion. fail.

and my angel... rachel bilson, these are the worst!!! with the little mini heel. ew. ew. ew. these shoes actually look depressed. 

the worst part is how much money people are spending on them! gross! invest your money in the perfect black pump, not a monster ugly shoe. just don't do it. please feel free to try and disagree with me, but trust me you are so incredibly wrong. so let's discuss. do you hate clogs as much as me!? are you able to look past their yuck when styled well!? or are you just on cloud 9 that everyone from miu miu to jessica simpson brand is making a clog now!? and for fun, what are other trends that you just DON'T understand!? comment and tell me.