eclipse premiere w/ a side of drunken fashion review. fun ensues.

so you all know that i have a seriously obsession with twilight. i can't help it. it's ridiculous and escapist. it makes me feel like a 15 year old again. i looooove it. judge me if you want, but know that you are an asshole. everyone has a guilty pleasure and unfortunately a crap ton of pre-pubescent girls and nut job soccer moms also seem to be obsessed with mine. it just takes a few insane twi-moms to ruin it for the rest of us. anywho, moving on. the premiere for the 3rd film was thursday night and the fashion was out-of-control. i really enjoyed most of it. and k.stew and rpatz, stupid abbreviations, looked ah-mazing!! my lord i hope they are doing it like rabbits.
*oh and for fun, i decided to add a drunken fashion review compliments of super drunk joe.

um, this chick is hot! and this elie saab dress is perfection. i freaking adore it. it fits her so well!!! she just looked radiant and super comfortable in her skin. i loooove this. her hair is sort of boring, but i don't think that she has much hair to work with at the moment. but other than that this look is sheer perfection.

*joe says. trash meets super trashy. tight, short, formfitting... and it's got one sleeve.

STUN-NING! holy bananas! nikki reed is beautiful, my husband would agree. this marchesa is stunning. the pale blue color is heavenly on her skin tone. love. it. the louboutins are genius. 

*joe says. alien autopsy shit storm dress from the titanic wreckage. 

i'm okay with this. i don't love it. the whole grecian feel of this dress works on ashley greene, but it could use some tailoring in my opinion. the gown is alexis mabille couture and it's just a little too potato sacky. she is stunning and the idea of this gown is great, but it needs some work. also, i hope it's for a role because i dislike her new "miley cyrus" hair. kellan lutz looks pretty fabulous in d&g. his hair looks weird too. 

*joe says. she looks like she's from the future, but really hot. 

so these are boring. elizabeth reaser is in zuhair murad and dakota fanning in elie saab. the zuhair murad just looks likes she's trying too hard. the sheer fabric weirdness just doesn't work for me. i don't know i don't love it. and I SWEAR dakota fanning has worn this before, right!?!? so boring. they both look nice, but this doesn't float my boat. 

*joe says. elizabeth. looks like marilyn manson got beat up and this girl stole his dress. 

*dakota. she looks like the little girl from the movies and stuff. 

tinsley korey, emily, is wearing a sue wong and honestly, i'm not impressed. i feel like it makes her look really old. or maybe it's her makeup? the bodice is adorable. but i don't like this. in the white is julia jones, leah, she's wearing a marchesa and it's ok, i suppose... it's boring, but it's alright. i just feel like these looks weren't very well thought out. just kinda flat. 

*joe says. tinsley. she looks a lot older than the rest... i don't know, it's okay. i'm more intrigued by the girl in blue behind her... 

*julia. that girl looks like a bad avatar of megan fox. 

these ladies are both newcomers. kristen prout will be playing jaspers maker and hopefully her acting is better than her fashion sense 'cause this sucks. it looks like a prom dress and the shoes, they confuse me so much. the hair doesn't make sense either.  it just looks like holy shit i'm gonna be famous soon, instead of really put together. fail. the other newcomer is, of course, bryce dallas howard who is taking over the role of victoria. suck. i'm sure she'll do a great job, i just loathe casting changes. the dress is also a major suck. this christian dior looks very "little house of the prairie" meets "pretty pretty princess". something is very off. i don't even mind the pale color against her pale skin, but the dress just doesn't come together for me. 

*joe says. kristen. that girl looks like taylor swift... is that taylor swift... it just looks bad. tim gunn said make it work and it didn't work. 

*bryce. looks like an insane librarian from the 60's who killed the blonde chick from robin hood. (after the fact he explained he meant, who looks like the blonde chick from robin hood aka cate blanchett)

we all know how much i love anna kendrick. she's a genius and probably the most talented person in the cast, buuuuuut i am so not a fan of her fashion choices. this marchesa has been done so many times, so many different ways. think natalie portman in lanvin or givenchy, both of which were perfection. this is just not right to be. the shoes might be adding to the problem, they are majorly sucking and they make her tiny legs look shorter and totally give her a cankle. she is faaaaar to cute for this. 

*joe says. i mean, she's wearing a trash bag... and that dress probably costs 20 thousand dollars. 

ah, christian serratos. so pretty. so cute. what's wrong with your hair? i couldn't find a great photo of her dress which appears okay albeit boring. but that hair. jeez. i am definitely not understanding. 

*joe says.(after taking a minute to focus) man that's big hair!! 

so that's my review. i can't wait to see the film. i'm not going to my normal midnight show... things just weren't working in my favor this year. i might try and see it wednesday, but alas, i am just not sure. i WILL see it like the true nerd that i am... and i will love it. no matter how bad critics say it is... and no matter how bad i know it is because it's such a fun way to escape the world. hope you enjoyed the review. thanks to lionlamblove for most of the photos. and look at that picture above... they love each other so much. so obvious. love it. 

so tell me? what did you think of the fashion? awesome or major fail? will you be braving the crowds to see eclipse? if not, what's your biggest guilty pleasure?! come on don't be a wuss, tell us!!