the teen choic---- who cares?

so, during my month long break the teen choice awards happened... i know, i know... who gives a flying shit?! buuuuut there was so much yuck that i had to discuss it with you. with all of the fabulous fashion in the world, these kids show their age and underdeveloped style... by wearing this ugly stuff. 

oh ashley greene... did you not get the memo? this isn't a ladies who lunch function! the dress is cute, but come on she looks like she's 50 years old... the color is super blah and i just find the overall look less than fabulous. 

holy sex kitten batman. lea michelle looks like she needs some bedroom action. did she not understand that this show is for teenagers? she looks like she is practicing her maxim poses. don't get me wrong she looks pretty great... but with the hair, the insane fake tan, and those skank-a-licious shoes and you get "trying to hard for a kids show" 

okay, i dig the ankle booties with the little spikes, but geez, no one at this show wore them properly! plus, IT'S STILL THE SUMMER! wear some damn strappy sandals. lucy hale, of pretty little liars(love), from the ankles up is super fabulous... but the shoes are just not the right choice. 

this is naya rivera and for those who are living under a rock last year, she is the fabulous santana on glee. i'm flipping OBSESSED with glee. now, i commend her on going with the fall trend of a full skirt... but she is young, hot, and has a rocking body... you would never know... this outfit ages her like a thousand years. i'll pass. 

now, this isn't the worst look i've seen on kristen bell... and trust me she has plenty of bad outfits to choose from... i like the idea of this dress. i think the shoes really throw me off. something isn't right... maybe the length of the skirt? too long or too short? i can't tell. as always, her hair and makeup are beautiful... but not loving this. 

that's a lot of ugly! oh yuck! poor little emma roberts! who did this to her!? the crazy bronze eyeshadow, the puke green bandage dress, and those weirdo browish booties... dear sweet jesus. this is more ugly than i can handle. she is usually so good on the red carpet, but this makes me want to vomit. not. loving. this. 

dear lord. do these kids not understand that it's summer! thigh high boots are for fall/winter! and definitely never with this dress! this is katerina graham from the vampire diaries(love)... girl needs a stylist stat. because there is so much tacky going on i don't even know what to make fun of first... the dress looks like a slow kid pasted on jewels with elemer's glue... and the lipstick is just tack-y! better luck  next time.

i am so tired of these bandage dresses. ugh! and wsdid hilary duff do her own hair!? because this is what my hair looks like when i'm cleaning the house. this just isn't styled well and for such a cutie she just looks boring. i will say that the color looks great on her. but that's about the only nice thing i have to say.

AH! what happened to kim kardashian's face!? so confused!? she looks so old and in the dress... she looks old and fat. this is not a flattering look on her mad curves. someone with such a rad body shouldn't wear things this drapey. something about the fit on her tatas and booty is just yuck! and it looks like she has been shot up with enough botox to inject nicole kidman, meg ryan, and the cast of the real housewives of new york... and new jersey. hey kim! please stop! you are very pretty and you don't need whatever you are doing...

so finally a look i like. worn by a grown up... go figure. this is yvonne strahovski, sarah on chuck. i like how simple and clean this is. the pop of color on the shoes is playful and perfect for the occasion. nothing bad to say... well maybe she went overboard on blush, but this it i swear. her legs are out-of-control!!!! 

this is demi--- no... miley--- no... miranda---no... this one is selena gomez. and she has great style. i never have to be too mean to her. she gets it. and i really dig this look! the white is fresh and airy. the shoes are super cool and normally i wouldn't love a shoe so high on the ankle, buuuut the color and tribal feel make them feel light and sexy. i like it... even though i still have no idea what she does...

so what do you think? were the teen choice awards as tragic as i make them out to be? who was your fave? who was a hot damn mess??

pretty, pretty princess.

so, i've been in a bit of style rut. lots of lounging around in sweats. unshaved legs. zit cream. all around icky. we are getting ready to move in a month or so, but it's been all that's preoccupying my brain space. i've been cleaning/decluttering and stressing. so, my blogging has suffered and for that, i apologize. but i thought today i would just post some ah-mazing, inspiring looks. no hot damn messes here. i am loving all of the bronze/gold/pewter fabulousness out and about over the past few months. these looks are all so rich and regal. fit for a friggin' princess. it's a trend that i plan to rock the hell out of this fall. i can't wait to shop! here are some of my favorite looks. 

ah, emmy rossum. did you know that she recently got a divorice? yeah, for reals. she was "secretly" married like a year or so ago. weird. any who. she's one of my dopplegangers, so i suppose i have to mention how beautiful she is... i do dig this look. the gunmetal bodice with the light lavender skirt is just genius. love the peep toes. love the gaggles of necklaces.  eyeshadow may be a bit much, but she looks pretty rock and roll princess. 

ohmylordy, i have had this picture saved forever. this is drew barrymore at the glaad awards. and i just can't get over how freaking beautiful she is. have you seen her on the cover of elle magazine this month? AH-mazing. and this look is just so sweet with the sparkle and the long boho hair. she just looks so fresh. love it. 

well, if it isn't the light of my life, diane kruger. how hot is this lanvin? answer. uh, super hot! everything about this embellished frock is perfection. i die. i mean, this is genius. love her. 

well, if i had legs like mrs.underwood, who was just married last week, i would probably prance around in mini-skirts all the freaking time. this martin katz is the perfect length and the bubble is just adorable. i love all of the folds and creases. very sculptural. love it. 

if it isn't the home wrecker herself... sienna miller has been a bit off my radar lately, but this chick is beyond fabulous. i love, love, love this matthew williamson dress. but what makes this work for me is the brilliant hair and beyond brilliant coral-y red lipstick. this chick has her fashion shit together... her love life on the other hand... well, let's just say i wonder if she met her boyfriends one-night-stand love child yet? too soon? hmm.

ok, so veronica mars...sarah marshall...kristen bell... doesn't usually do it for me on the red carpet. her look just always seems a bit off. this stella mccartney is genius! and omg, she didn't do anything to destroy it. i might have raised the hem a bit or given her a higher platform shoe, but this is pretty close to perfection. 

who doesn't love gwyneth paltrow? well, if you don't then you can just get the hell out of here. she's a brilliant actress, super geniune, a great mom, and she likes to cook/travel and tell you all about it. if you aren't signed up to get, goop, her weekly newsletter you are missing out. she's like a hip martha stewart. much less scary too, she would never yell at you while making cookies. paltrow is also smoking hot. i loooove this stella mccartney on her. my god, could her legs be any freaking longer!?!? this color is ah-mazing against her delightfully pale skin! the black accents work perfectly.

so, whatcha think!? when's the last time you felt like a pretty, pretty princess?? are you loving all these fabulous metallics? would you wear this trend? or do you prefer to wear something less... sparkly? can you ever forgive me for my lack of posts? tell me all about it.

met gala 2010: i don't get it...

so this is basically the list of people that the general public are going to think looked lovely, but just bore me to tears or don't fill my heart with joy... 

oh, it's a big event... please invite the teenage country singer... alrighty. as many of you know i totally resent the fact that this chick is famous because there are talented people who aren't famous... not fair and while she seems to be very sweet, still kinda bugs me. she is wearing a ralph lauren and looking typical. she is pretty. the red lip and curls are great... even if she has worn them a thousand times before... 

thandi newton is stunning. and while i adore the dress... the hair and the necklace are just alllll wrong. the necklace looks like something you would pick up at claire's. i. don't. dig. the hair is just not modern or fresh. so overall, i just don't get it. 

anna wintour in chanel. she scares me. don't like this. please, don't have me killed. 

so news flash, gisele is hot... we know. this alexander wang seems like overkill, plus, i have never been into fringe. i mean her body is sick... hair and makeup are nice, so i can't hate. i just don't love this. 

kristen bell in ysl. she looks nice. it's not over the top fabulous or over the top nasty. it just is. the fit is a bit off. like it needs to practically be falling off of her boobies to hit the floor. i like the texture, but that's about it. as always, her makeup and hair are stunning. 

my super girl crush, kstew. who you all seem to dislike!! i think she is fabulous, but this chanel look doesn't do it for me. the dress is kinda perfect for her, but the hair is just soooo wrong. and the complete lack of jewels is totally strange. and if only we could get her to stand up straight. i love her, don't be mean.

my phantom of the opera doppelganger, emmy rossum in kenneth cole. i am underwhelmed, but this isn't terrible and the necklace is ah-mazing. the color is stunning on her pale skin, but there isn't much going on.

i just recently watched my first 15 minutes of gossip girl... i was appalled at the bad. the acting, the story, i mean i was just in shock... cause fyi i like really bad television. but i will let blake lively slide because i freaking love the traveling pants movies... yes, i love them and i have seen them both like a thousand times. i also love her shoes. and this marchesa is very pretty, but i just want more, yeah know? plus, i am hating the slicked back hair. 

so, one of my other girl crushes, rachel weisz in oscar de la renta. now, i love her in hot pink, but i do not like this dress. we have just seen her so fabulous that this is a bit of a let down. she on the other hand is absolutely stunning and just insanely sexy... i just don't love this dress. 

joy bryant is beautiful and always looks fresh, but something about this marchesa look screams granny... i don't know. i loooove the earrings, but the dress just doesn't work. it's like it's supposed to be fairy princess, but it's just too heavy...

yay, kirsten dunst on the carpet. i love this chicks style, buuut, not loving this. first, it is like a super unsuccessful version of the vivienne westwood she wore once upon a time. but the kicker is the shoes!!!!! what in the hell are they!?!? uh, hello witchy-poo. grody.  

here is a much better sophie thealet for gap creation on super hot jessica alba. this look is all fine and dandy, but i just don't love it. it really is beautiful, but the hair is a bit much and it's just not perfect. catch my drift? 

golden globes 2010: the dreadfully boring

 

oh fergie, are we late to junior prom? this is just so lacking. she looks nice and the color is flattering to her skin, but this is totally not 3008...more like the 1998 bridesmaids collection from davids bridal.

who has made veronica mars such a terrible red carpet dresser lately? who did this to her? because this jasmine di milo gown is sad, maybe with better shoes and jewels this could be better. but the shoes are more suited for ladies who lunch...and the necklace...it's flowers. little blue flowers. i just threw up in my mouth.

amy adams doesn't generally rock my fashion world and this is pretty boring. but i will say, she's preggo and i do absolutely love the forest green and burnt orange. but overall, this is just okay.

rose byrne is a weirdo, huh? she always looks just a bit off. like she's 60% fabulous and 40% not so much. this lanvin is a beautiful color, but it gives her a very strange shape 'round her hips. i also hate that she has the pin on the dress and the pin in her hair of the same side...it looks far too matchy matchy. no thanks.

holy bananas, heather graham gets invited to the golden globes too? bollocks. this elie saab is okay, but her hair and makeup are way to light for such a diva sparkle dress. this just isn't right. what's off? i can't put my finger on it...just boring.

ah, t-shirts. so unappreciated.

here are just a few of my favorite t-shirts. i loooove t-shirts, can you tell? from the top, my canada, eh? shirt which was supposed to be a joke, but i seriously wear this all of the time. my j.crew outlet tee is the perfect length and goes perfectly with my redneck chic ensemble, cutoffs and marc jacobs, genius! my sara bareilles shirt fits soooo well, digging it with the blazer. and finally my super cool no doubt tee and hammond in one of bo's undershirts. he's also a fan of t-shirts. i loooove concert tees and have started a collection, i also have justin and britney.

my favorite tee's are made by bdg, you can get them at urban outfitters 2 for $24. they are super sheer and super low, but they fit perfect and come in tons of amazing colors.

i love embellished t-shirts the top is a printed tee from gap product red, $28. the bottom two are from j.crew both on sale, top $19.99 and bottom $24.99. i also just bought the greatest shirt from j.crew outlet. it has a sequined scotty on it. can't wait to wear it.

i love tee's because they are soooo versatile. you can wear them with jeans, leggings, skirts, dress pants! the options are limitless. i love seeing how celebs dress them up or down. what do you think? do you loooove t-shirts as much as me? would you wear a tee for a night out? or do you prefer to only wear them when sleeping and working out?