roy g bif...

i know, i know... it's roy g biV, but in my world it's bif and the f stands for fuchsia... and fuchsia is friggin fabulous, and if you have a problem with my change you can kiss my ass ;) yeah, i'm feeling feisty today. i absolutely love all of the color that we have been seeing starlets rock on the red carpet. this is most definitely a trend that should be trickling down into our everyday lives. 

rachel mcadams in marchesa

jennifer aniston in vivienne westwood

emmy rossum in amanda wakeley

ginnifer goodwin in topshop unique

emma roberts in michael kors

reese witherspoon in stella mccartney

emma stone in lanvin. 

do you love color!?!? lots of color!?!? isn't fuschia fabulous!?! how are you planning on adding some color into your wardrobe!?!? 

the teen choic---- who cares?

so, during my month long break the teen choice awards happened... i know, i know... who gives a flying shit?! buuuuut there was so much yuck that i had to discuss it with you. with all of the fabulous fashion in the world, these kids show their age and underdeveloped style... by wearing this ugly stuff. 

oh ashley greene... did you not get the memo? this isn't a ladies who lunch function! the dress is cute, but come on she looks like she's 50 years old... the color is super blah and i just find the overall look less than fabulous. 

holy sex kitten batman. lea michelle looks like she needs some bedroom action. did she not understand that this show is for teenagers? she looks like she is practicing her maxim poses. don't get me wrong she looks pretty great... but with the hair, the insane fake tan, and those skank-a-licious shoes and you get "trying to hard for a kids show" 

okay, i dig the ankle booties with the little spikes, but geez, no one at this show wore them properly! plus, IT'S STILL THE SUMMER! wear some damn strappy sandals. lucy hale, of pretty little liars(love), from the ankles up is super fabulous... but the shoes are just not the right choice. 

this is naya rivera and for those who are living under a rock last year, she is the fabulous santana on glee. i'm flipping OBSESSED with glee. now, i commend her on going with the fall trend of a full skirt... but she is young, hot, and has a rocking body... you would never know... this outfit ages her like a thousand years. i'll pass. 

now, this isn't the worst look i've seen on kristen bell... and trust me she has plenty of bad outfits to choose from... i like the idea of this dress. i think the shoes really throw me off. something isn't right... maybe the length of the skirt? too long or too short? i can't tell. as always, her hair and makeup are beautiful... but not loving this. 

that's a lot of ugly! oh yuck! poor little emma roberts! who did this to her!? the crazy bronze eyeshadow, the puke green bandage dress, and those weirdo browish booties... dear sweet jesus. this is more ugly than i can handle. she is usually so good on the red carpet, but this makes me want to vomit. not. loving. this. 

dear lord. do these kids not understand that it's summer! thigh high boots are for fall/winter! and definitely never with this dress! this is katerina graham from the vampire diaries(love)... girl needs a stylist stat. because there is so much tacky going on i don't even know what to make fun of first... the dress looks like a slow kid pasted on jewels with elemer's glue... and the lipstick is just tack-y! better luck  next time.

i am so tired of these bandage dresses. ugh! and wsdid hilary duff do her own hair!? because this is what my hair looks like when i'm cleaning the house. this just isn't styled well and for such a cutie she just looks boring. i will say that the color looks great on her. but that's about the only nice thing i have to say.

AH! what happened to kim kardashian's face!? so confused!? she looks so old and in the dress... she looks old and fat. this is not a flattering look on her mad curves. someone with such a rad body shouldn't wear things this drapey. something about the fit on her tatas and booty is just yuck! and it looks like she has been shot up with enough botox to inject nicole kidman, meg ryan, and the cast of the real housewives of new york... and new jersey. hey kim! please stop! you are very pretty and you don't need whatever you are doing...

so finally a look i like. worn by a grown up... go figure. this is yvonne strahovski, sarah on chuck. i like how simple and clean this is. the pop of color on the shoes is playful and perfect for the occasion. nothing bad to say... well maybe she went overboard on blush, but this it i swear. her legs are out-of-control!!!! 

this is demi--- no... miley--- no... miranda---no... this one is selena gomez. and she has great style. i never have to be too mean to her. she gets it. and i really dig this look! the white is fresh and airy. the shoes are super cool and normally i wouldn't love a shoe so high on the ankle, buuuut the color and tribal feel make them feel light and sexy. i like it... even though i still have no idea what she does...

so what do you think? were the teen choice awards as tragic as i make them out to be? who was your fave? who was a hot damn mess??

it's bananas, everyone in hollywood is at the same place! free botox?

or it could just be the valentine's day premiere, for serious, who isn't in this movie!? i want to watch it and i am totally not ashamed,...okay, so i'm kinda ashamed, but it looks funny in a love, actually sort of way, plus my favorite jen garner is in it! i'm sold! 

three of my favorite people looking seriously fabulous!!! jen and anne are my favorites and jessica biel is pretty close behind in oscar de la renta. i love the white/red/pink, it's very cha cha, she gets points off for the hem, which is crazy bad, i can't find a picture to post, trust me. she's redeemed by the hair and makeup, both are flawless, good work ms. timberlake. do you think they planned this look? because they look perfectly mismatched. love it. 

aww, how sweet? happy family reunion. julia looking classy and simple, ehm and slightly boring in dior and emma looking stunning and glitzy in jenny packham, ehm and a bit older than necessary. But the white and black thing is super cute. my lord i wish julia roberts was my aunt...don't get me wrong i have greaaaaat family, but man i could have been NANCY DREW!!!! best movie ever. 

another family photo op. demi moore looked amazing in her white chanel. she seriously has found the fountain of botox...i mean youth! how does she do it?! I call complete bollocks on "it's all natural"! fess up! what's the balance!? teach nicole kidman how to plump up and look human! any who, ashton kutcher looked super cute, i love the colorful tie tucked into the sweater...very j.timberlake. rumer willis is always so freaking rock star, the sheer top is very va-va voom and her date looks nice too...

my two favorite looks and i bet they were both styled by rachel zoe...i just put that together, totally!! i thought my girl jennifer garner looked amazing! her valentino dress is so rocker pretty. The loose hair and fresh makeup, kept it pretty. I just love the mixture in patterns, fabrics, and embellishments. her body is just fierce. the shoes are a bit boring, but they are appropriate for jen. she's wearing red nail polish...i don't think i have ever noticed her in a nail color...random. and yay, anne hathaway, my doppelganger, i want to play her sister in a movie sooooo bad. this marchesa is beautiful! the color is amazing on her fair skin and again, the mixture of fabrics, feathers, and so much pretty! and i loooove her shoes...the satin and the funny platform make it more fun than garner's. 

 

i'm a bit unsure of this look on jessica alba...it seems a bit much...the dress is proenza schouler and is crazy cute. i'm also totally digging the bracelets and as always her makeup is beautiful. but she is gonna fail because of those terrible matchy-matchy shoes and that hair?! it looks like she got caught in a rain storm...is it still wet? too much gel? i don't know, but whatever it is it's not working for me. better luck next time.