met gala 2010: i don't get it...

so this is basically the list of people that the general public are going to think looked lovely, but just bore me to tears or don't fill my heart with joy... 

oh, it's a big event... please invite the teenage country singer... alrighty. as many of you know i totally resent the fact that this chick is famous because there are talented people who aren't famous... not fair and while she seems to be very sweet, still kinda bugs me. she is wearing a ralph lauren and looking typical. she is pretty. the red lip and curls are great... even if she has worn them a thousand times before... 

thandi newton is stunning. and while i adore the dress... the hair and the necklace are just alllll wrong. the necklace looks like something you would pick up at claire's. i. don't. dig. the hair is just not modern or fresh. so overall, i just don't get it. 

anna wintour in chanel. she scares me. don't like this. please, don't have me killed. 

so news flash, gisele is hot... we know. this alexander wang seems like overkill, plus, i have never been into fringe. i mean her body is sick... hair and makeup are nice, so i can't hate. i just don't love this. 

kristen bell in ysl. she looks nice. it's not over the top fabulous or over the top nasty. it just is. the fit is a bit off. like it needs to practically be falling off of her boobies to hit the floor. i like the texture, but that's about it. as always, her makeup and hair are stunning. 

my super girl crush, kstew. who you all seem to dislike!! i think she is fabulous, but this chanel look doesn't do it for me. the dress is kinda perfect for her, but the hair is just soooo wrong. and the complete lack of jewels is totally strange. and if only we could get her to stand up straight. i love her, don't be mean.

my phantom of the opera doppelganger, emmy rossum in kenneth cole. i am underwhelmed, but this isn't terrible and the necklace is ah-mazing. the color is stunning on her pale skin, but there isn't much going on.

i just recently watched my first 15 minutes of gossip girl... i was appalled at the bad. the acting, the story, i mean i was just in shock... cause fyi i like really bad television. but i will let blake lively slide because i freaking love the traveling pants movies... yes, i love them and i have seen them both like a thousand times. i also love her shoes. and this marchesa is very pretty, but i just want more, yeah know? plus, i am hating the slicked back hair. 

so, one of my other girl crushes, rachel weisz in oscar de la renta. now, i love her in hot pink, but i do not like this dress. we have just seen her so fabulous that this is a bit of a let down. she on the other hand is absolutely stunning and just insanely sexy... i just don't love this dress. 

joy bryant is beautiful and always looks fresh, but something about this marchesa look screams granny... i don't know. i loooove the earrings, but the dress just doesn't work. it's like it's supposed to be fairy princess, but it's just too heavy...

yay, kirsten dunst on the carpet. i love this chicks style, buuut, not loving this. first, it is like a super unsuccessful version of the vivienne westwood she wore once upon a time. but the kicker is the shoes!!!!! what in the hell are they!?!? uh, hello witchy-poo. grody.  

here is a much better sophie thealet for gap creation on super hot jessica alba. this look is all fine and dandy, but i just don't love it. it really is beautiful, but the hair is a bit much and it's just not perfect. catch my drift? 

hotness everywhere!!!!

so along with a ton of summer movie openings and fancy shindigs, comes a ton of fabulous outfits. and i mean fabulous!!!! so i thought i would share some of my faves, i also got bo to give me his opinions, trust me you will want to read them. he's a funny guy. let me know what you think? do you have any faves? any you want me to find on a normal persons budget? your wish is my command. read on! be girly!

this was at the costume institute! i love this outfit! Rodarte is one of my faves the way these girls use fabric is out of this world. also, i love the shoes that kirsten dunst paired them with! grey is so chic! see...isn't this fun!?! BO'S OPINION: she looks like a half naked mummy

oh ashley greene, how i love thee! this girl could not be any cuter, well maybe with the help of a D&G floral mini dress! i even love the shoes. all of these girls are wearing the best shoes! BO'S OPINION: it's okay, she looks like she is wearing lingerie...i like it.

omg i love this. before you start dogging me, let me say, i agree this is not traditional beauty, but i think that k.stewart gets it right every time. she dresses for herself and no one else. plus, when your hair is cut in a joan jett mullet shag, you don't really have options. plus i love this picture. this dangerously spiky dress is rock & republic and what about those shoes? i love them, even though i totally dig her converse thing this is a nice change. BO'S OPINION: she looks like a musician, it's cool.

okay, so you know this has to be a great dress if i am willing to compromise all that i believe and place a photo of her on my blog, but even i can't deny this naeehm kahn gown is absolutely stunning. her hair and makeup are just spot on! well played heigl, well played. BO'S OPINION: it's nice, looks like a real red carpet outfit...i like the color.

saw gi joe. it was awesome. sienna was great, even if she was playing second fiddle to her other costars...and by other costars i mean her massive cleavage. she was off promoting when she wore this amazing outfit! do you see the forest green peep toes!?!? i'm salivating. she is the epitome of breezy. BO'S OPINION: it's casual, i like it.

so when i first saw troy...i remember thinking "really? that's helen...not so sure" well, i can say with full certainty that diane kruger is the most beautiful women on the planet! i love her!!! she is such a fashionista and she never hits a wrong note. i love this jason wu frock! she does the crazy and most interesting things, but never looks overdone, amazing!!! BO'S OPINION: that...looks...retarded. it looks like a bird pooped on her shoulders.

so camilla belle is new to being uber famous, but i knew her way back when...when she starred in the rocking remake of when a stranger calls. trust me it's awesome in all it's badness. but even if you aren't into bad horror films you have to admit this former face of vera wang is a stunner. way to bring back the full eyebrow. i love this max azria gown and the color is just amazing on her skin! add a rocking pair of grey patent pumps and forget about it! i might have ditched the bag, but this is still a great outfit. BO'S OPINION: it's good. she's hot. it's pretty, but she looks cracked out.

my angie is back!!!! and in leather!!!! how freaking hot is this women? i think that men who don't find her attractive are just pansies who are afraid of how absolutely hot she is...besides she would probably crush them. i like a powerful chick! this killer outfit is brought to us thanks to michael kors. surprised? i was. this is so her! edgy, yet somehow crazy elegant. i love the strappy sandals and the giant ruby cocktail ring! finally angie! BO'S OPINION: it looks like mr. and mrs. smith. it's hot.