sag awards 2011. i can't complain... too much.

and the award shows keep coming!!!! the sag awards were on sunday night and they brought hollywood out in fine form! i really didn't hate much. i think that it was a great fashion parade and i think that all of the actor awards were well deserved. hooray the king's speech!!!! best movie i've seen in years. genius. ah. i can't stop thinking about how good it was. in my wildest dreams i can't imagine acting with such superb actors. okay, enough of my drooling over parts i well never play. the fashion was fairly inoffensive. i feel like oscar de la renta was definitely the designer of the evening, but there were a bunch of lesser known designers as well. okay. let the review begin. 

i loved this. lea michelle rocked the hell out of this oscar de la renta. the bodice is just brilliant and the fit is just perfection. i adore her hair and makeup. i think it just beautiful. very simple, but sassy and just stunning.

i'm loving this versace gown on hilary swank. i feel like it just works. the color is pale, but doesn't wash her out. the gown fits her like a glove. lord she's buff. and i love the hair, i think it softens her face and just looks beautiful.

grrrrrr. sassy mila kunis. love it. this alexander mcqueen is so hot. i love her hair all long and sexy. the deep side part is just brilliant. i love how unfussy she looks. no jewels. she just lets the dress speak. and it says, "hello, my name is fabulous!!"

so i wasn't sure if i liked the azzaro gown on pregs natalie portman. but after watching it move as she walked, it really is fabulous. the fit on her belly is just so perfect. i love the neckline and the bits of sparkle. i'm a fan.

okay. i really liked this look. rosario dawson is a smokin' hot babe so it's hard to make her look bad, but this j.mendel is absolutely perfect. the color is great on her and paired with the jade earring it's just perfect. the cut is so relaxed and i love the asymmetrical slit. really pretty.

okay. you can make fun of me if you want, but i love this prada gown. hailee steinfeld is 14 years old and i feel like this dress is fun and young and totally appropriate. i love it. the colors are just so vibrant and i feel like if an older celebrity was wearing this it would seem like they were trying too hard. i think it works.

okay, i love this girl. heather morris is HILARIOUS and she can dance like it's her job... yes... i suppose it is her job... anywho. this romana kevaza is beautiful. i don't normally love this silhouette, it reminds me of prom, but i think this is just beyond fabulous. she's great.

nurse carol hathaway. that's all julianna margulies will ever be to me. congrats to her for her win. this ysl gown leaves a bit to be a desired. everything about this look is hot... except for the neckline. her boobs like high, pushed together barely a-cups. it's odd. the rest of the look is pretty sassy.

this is totally a dress i could picture cruella deville wearing... kyra sedgwick is wearing theirry mugler. it's just not awesome. the velvet and the pointy sides... weird.

holy boobies batman. sophia vergara is so beyond hot and this roberto cavalli is beyond perfect for her. she definitely needs to wear designers like cavalli which are so ah-mazing for her body. wowza. and it just blows my mind that someone can be so hot and so freaking hilarious. modern family. best. show. ever.

nicole kidman. she's impeccable. she's beautiful. but lately she has not been dressing to impress. when i first saw this nina ricci gown i was not loving it, but then i saw the back. helllllo! beautiful! so even though i'm not the hugest fan. i still have to admit the back is stunning.

dear sweet baby jesus. why does tina fey still dress herself!? this oscar de la renta is ridiculous on her. the raised flowers along the neckline make me wanna throw up. sorry, she's funny, but she does not dress herself well... AT ALL.

geez, could this monique lhuillier be even more of the top!? answer. no. angie harmon is stunning, but the dress is just way too much for this show. the bodice is way too lingerie-like for me. the pony tail is too middle school dance. and i just don't like it.

is kim kardashian an actor? i mean i know she's full of shit and that is a trait generally reserved for actors, but it really bothers me that she gets invited to real award shows. i love the real housewives just like the next girl, but it ends there. if kim or taylor showed up at this award, i'd punch a baby. all of that to say. kim kardashian is NOT an actor. she's a freaking spectacle. this marchesa gown is supremely ugly. it makes her look huge and like she has saggy tots. and is she wearing dyeable's!?!?!? ewwwwww. i could throw up.

claire danes has been looking so great lately that i hate to admit this louis vuitton is not fabulous. her hair is not really done and the makeup is too much for her usually fresh face. i don't like any of it. sorry.

gag. ew. nasty. ew. wow. kate mara is waaaaaaaaay too pretty to wear such an ugly freaking dress. have i mentioned ew. this herve lerger is just disgust. it's like some added a taffeta christmas tree to the bottom of her dress. and then she ripped off a piece and threw it in her hair. waaaay too pretty.

amy adams is so freaking talented. and this herve leroux looks great on her. her body looks sick post baby and this dress just fits her perfectly. i really like it.

dear sweet jesus. what is christina hendricks doing!? this l'wren scott is just not great. the reflection of the  sequins keep you from seeing her actual shape, it all kinda blurs together. perhaps in a different color this would be more flattering, but it's really hard to see her hot bod, it's just black blah.

pretty... this georges hobeika is stunning on eva longoria, it reminds me of a lighter verson of the lanvin natalie portman wore to the 2005 oscars... but she looks so great that i won't knock too many points. the eye makeup is a bit off... and they went a bit overboard with the under eye concealer. still pretty.

jayma mays looks great. this might actually be the best look i've seen on her yet. this jenny packham is so fabulous. like beyond. i love almost all of this look. the only thing off for me are the shoes. too strappy. the sandal chops her off at the ankle, shortening her. a nude peep toe would've been a better choice.

what in god's green christ is winona ryder wearing!? egads! not hot. the hair is just weird and super 90's, which let's face it, is the last time she was on a red carpet. the makeup is way overdone. and what is that horrid bag. ew. a black bag with a white gown... double ew.

i might not hate this. julia stiles looks pretty fabulous. the gown is a bit off. i like ombre hair, but ombre fabric is not usually fabulous. from the bodice up, i'd say it's perfect. almost there kat. that's a reference to 10 things i hate about you, best teenage movie ever made. i may have seen it 100 times. don't judge.

jane krakowski continues on her fabulous maternity red carpet tour. this badgley mischka gown is perfection. her hair and makeup are genius. the earring are perfect. i want. she's hot. she's a hot mama.

january jones is weird, right!? it's not just me, is it? 'cause i find her super weird. this carolina hererra is also kinda weird. it seems better suited by a woman advanced in years. the hair is absolutely ridiculous. where i come from we call that a "kennesaw claw" after women from kennesaw georgia who rock a ridiculously 80's set of bangs. and it's bad. this is bad.

i love this catherine malandrino suit. and i love julie bowen. and i love modern family. i despise her hair. the bangs are bad. do you think pushing them to the side was an afterthought!? if it was a straight fringe that might've worked.

okay. so here we go. dianna agron is rocking this chanel just fine, even though i think it's way too old for her, but i am so not understanding the eyebrows. a strong brow in photo shoot is awesome. love it. but on the red carpet with her california blonde hair is just not doing it for me. she looks very old and she's like 13. that's never good.

way too much dress. amber riley is fab-u-lous. but this dress is swallowing her up and she's a big girl, so that means that's a lot of dress. at the globes, she hit the nail on the head, she looked sexy and voluptuous. but this just doesn't work. from the knee down i hate it.

oh helena. i love her and all of her crazy. she was so brilliant in the kings speech that i have decided i don't give a shit what she wears. she's that good.

yet another oscar de la renta. jennifer lawrence is ridiculous hot, but hot pink and black is way too middle school for me. the dress is ah-mazing. if i could toss the stupid bow belt and add a sparkly, pink and clear band of gemstones around the waist and add a nice tall glitter dipped stiletto and then i would adore this. i'm also not a fan of the eye makeup. way too harsh.

so, tell me. who did you love? hate? are my picks spot on? or did i miss the mark?

blushing beauties...

so, here they are folks!!! my favorites of the evening were both pinky-peachy calvin klein numbers worn by emma stone and claire danes, respectively. first, emma stone. ohmydearsweetbabyjesus. she's perfect. the blonde hair, the ivory skin, and the simplicity is just beyond genius. i love the peach color on her! it is just out-of-control!!! omg. beautiful. she is stunning. second, claire danes... wow. wow. wow. wow. she won for temple grandin and completely was completely deserved, she's a freaking genius. her neckline is just jawdroppingly fabulous. she's just a tiny little fairy with mad acting skills. both ladies knocked it out of the ballpark. so happy with calvin klein this evening. 

this armani prive had to grow on me because at first i was a little hung up on the pouf in the sleeve, but the more i look at it, the more i flipping love it. the color, the sparkle, the neckline, the back... THE BACK!!!! sooooo beautiful. she's just a knockout. 

yay, heather morris! my favorite gleekster. this chick has a rad body. and this flesh tone sparkler is pretty gorge. it leaves a little to be desired, but she looks pretty unbelievable.

operation megan fox is still in full effect. and she is rocking the hell out of this armani gown. something about the skirt doesn't work for me... i can't quiet put my finger on it... but overall i'd say she was pretty fabulous.

oh lil' ole' carrie underwood at the big award show! i have to say. her style usually annoys me, but this badgley mischka gown is very country barbie. i don't hate it. i like that her hair style is a change up from her norm, so while i don't love this look it's not so bad. she's capable of so much better.

i think this dress is depressing. it would be perfect if she was filming a jane austen film, but alas she is at a freaking modern day award show, so i'm gonna give leighton meester a major FAIL. the only thing that keeps this dress off the disaster list are her genius, out-of-control sexy shoes!!!! ohmygawd. love. everything else... boo.

the newly single, always hot scarjo was a little half and half in book... this elie saab is beautiful, but the gown makes her look kinda squat... she's freaking black widow! she's a babe! why in god's green christ would you wear a gown that makes you look short... just saying. she is beyond sexy, so i suppose she can do whatever the hell she wants, but i would opt for a different neckline and skirt style next go 'round. just saying.

oh saaaandy. she's so smoking hot, but the bangs with the smokey eye paired with the fairy pricess jenny packham gown just goes overboard for me. all of the pieces individually are brilliant, it's just all together it sort of overwhelms tiny sandy. if sh got her hair out of her face and lightened up on the eye makeup this may have been one of my favorites. 

i adore milla jovovich. i have seen perfect getaway at least 20 times. i know. pathetic. but it's so much freaking fun and every time i watch it i am always in shock of how beautiful she is... and her eyes are absolutely STUN-ning!! she looks like a old school hollywood starlet. i think i may love this. the mermaid skirt keeps me from taking the jump to full on love. hmmmm.

i love the bodice of this j.mendel on dianna agron, it reminds me of my wedding dress bodice. i really do love the dress and i think it looks brilliant on her. but the hair and the necklace... not a huge fan. styling is everything and i'm just not feeling it. she really is a beautiful girl though.

heidi klum is smokin' hot. that's a little song i just wrote, called heidi klum is smokin' hot. i saw nicole richie rock this marc jacobs gown in the new lucky magazine and i was OBSESSED. so, even though it's not a typical red carpet dress, i really love the california cool vibe that it gives off. her hair and makeup are super beach sexy... it just seem kinda wrong for the occasion, but i suppose german supermodels can do whatever the geez-o-petes they want!!! you rock it hot mama.

despite rumors that lea michelle is a complete bitch, i still think she is beyond fabulous. i mean diva doesn't have to equal bitch. and i actually love her hair and makeup. i mean beautiful! but she has a tendency to wear gowns that overwhelm her tiny frame and i sorta feel the same way about this cotton candy pink oscar de la renta. it just makes her look like shapes. not entirely flattering. but honey can SANG....

nicole kidman. yawn. in prada. yawn. with straight, side-parted hair. yawn......... sorry i fell asleep what were we talking about!? 

what is it with j.lo and the super white eyes? i mean we know how old you are, so that doesn't trick us into thinking you are 26... this zuhair murad gown just does nothing for me... i was digging the 70's thing, but it's just almost too literal... i don't know... she just does very little for me now a days.

yay modern family!!!! julie bowen is fricking hilarious!!! omg. she cracks me up and let me tell you this women has an unbelievable body!!! wowzas! this todashi soji is sorta bland on her, but lucky for her she'd look brilliant in a paper bag...this sorta looks like a paper bag... but with ruffles... hmm... yeah it's not awesome. 

emmys 2010. um, no...

so these were my big no-no's. no way kimosabe. these are just bad. you know better. in twitter speak, #fail.  

so, rose byrne is a cute girl, but she always seems to just get something wrong on the carpet. the dress is alright... a little too star wars chic for my taste. but dear sweet baby jesus what is wrong with her hair?! she looks like a hot damn mess. it's just way to tall and far too frizzy. i. do. not. dig. 

poor tina fey, this chic just cannot catch a fashion break. this oscar de la renta is just waaaaay too graphic and modern for her. and the ponytail. holy hell no. it just doesn't do a single thing for her. and it does even less for me. funny. yes. fashionable. dear lord no. 

who in gods green christ is lo bosworth!? and since when do you where a day dress to the emmys!? this is what you wear to a friggin' baby shower not the emmys!!! and who the hell are you!?!?! the hair is just a disaster, the pale lip is so off, and as far as i am concerned it was an accident she was invited... at least i hope it was. 

oh geez. amy pohler. tsk. tsk. tsk. what is this chick thinking!? this is max azria and the color is really nice, but the boobs just ruin it... i mean, come on! the fit around the armpit is just weird and makes her boobs look like flaps. flap boobs!? not good.

julie bowen is one of THE funniest women on tv. she is hilarious and absolutely stunning. but oh dear no. j.mendel makes ah-mazing gowns, but i feel no balance with this dress. it's boring and at the same time absolutely cluttered. it doesn't even make sense. her hair and makeup are flawless, but she is too beautiful to looks so blah. 

holy yuck batman. this carolina herrera looks like a bridesmaids gown... an ugly bridesmaids gown at that. as far as i can tell the shoes are abysmal. the necklace with the crazy hair is just too damn much. another example of a beautiful women looking less than wow. but that is a hella fierce pose she's got going on up there... ahaha. i crack myself up. 

whoa. that's a lot of look. rutina wesley of my favorite, true blood(love), is wearing... well, this. it's just odd. the graphic pattern... the weird slit... the major big hair... the bright lip... it just seems a little contrived. it's not coming together for me...

julia ormond is beautiful. talented. and wearing a really ugly pink dress. this weird neckline has been tried before and it really just doesn't translate. it's not terribly flattering and with her crazy hair and super strange eye makeup... it's just not fabulous... not even a little bit. she's still super talented and beautiful...

okay, so give it to me... so am i right are these terrible!? or are you blind and loving these looks!?