is it really award season already!?!?!

holy bananas, it's golden globes time people!!! it is on!!!!!! i am really pumped about this years awards even though i am grossly unprepared. i have only seen a handful of the movies and i am just running on fumes trying to prepare for this stupid move. hmph. but okay, okay. let's talk fashion because let's face who really gives a crap about the awards... yeah, no one. so here we go...

so to be honest, i didn't really fall in love with any one look, but my favorite by far was charlize theron in dior. she just looks fresh and and modern. she has such a rocking style sense and this just fits. the headband, the deep v, the high slit, i dig it all. some may say that it's a little beige, but i think it's fabulous.

ohmygoodness, shailene woodley looks absolutely unbelievable!!!! this marchesa is stunning. i adore the neckline and the barely there sheer top... holy crap i love this dress. so interesting. something seems slightly lopsided about her updo, but this chick is gonna be a superstar. 

so, i'm not one hundred percent sure as to why nicole richie was at the golden globes, but i absolutely loved her whole look. her julien macdonald gown is pretty, sparkly, and vintage... i like it... that's about all i can say. she looks really pretty.

hello sexy mama. okay so you can totally dog me 'cause reese witherspoon's hair is crazy, but this zac posen gown is out-of-control... come on, her body looks bangin. i love the jewels, the nails, the makeup... the hair is sooooooooo bad.

how stunning is this woman!?!? i lalalalove natalie portman and this lanvin dress is beautiful. she just makes dressing up look easy. i love her hair, it reminds me of nearly bald portman... dude, you have to be really hot to rock the shaved head look. i think she is brilliant. 

i'm not quite sure as to why i adore this so much... freida pinto is a stunning woman and something about this prada gown just works. i love the color on her skin tone and mixed with the gold jewels. the shape is so simple, it reminds me of my wedding dress. it's preeeettty. don't forget to keep reading for some gowns that weren't my favorites...

oh jessica, jessica, jessica. some needs to tell mrs. warren that the miss usa pageant is another night :/ it's lavender and sparkly... it's gucci and it somehow manages to look juvenile and old at the same time. not a fan.

so, i actually like this gown on my darling nicole kidman, but something isn't working... the gown is versace and it is absolutely stunning. i love the shape and it fits her perfectly. the jewels are simple and wonderful, but maybe if she weren't so insanely pale or the dress wasn't so white... not sure. any thoughts!?!?

who doesn't love mila kunis!? answer. no one. who doesn't love this dior dress!? answer. me. it's a not a bad gown... it's just a really boring gown. that is all.

such a pretty girl. evan rachel wood definitely lives in her own world, while something about the color on this gucci gown does not sit well with me, it fits her beautifully and she looks gorgeous. so i guess i can't complain too much.

so, i suppose this could be worse, but i mean come one, a black dress with emeralds!?!? that's not new or exciting. debra messing looks pretty in her monique lhuillier, but it's pretty freaking boring.

thank you paula patton for wearing some flipping color. this chick is unbelievably hot. the shape of this monique lhuillier gown is not particularly new or interesting, but the color makes it so fierce that i don't really care. i love this woman. she just seems like the classiest and friendliest lady. so sexy.

oh diane, been there, worn that. i am super disappointed in this reem acra look. she is so stunning and this dress is just so boring... the makeup also leaves something to be desired, i mean, is she even wearing any?

george clooney's girlfriend is very tall...

i like this calvin klein a lot. i mean it's fabulous. the only fault i can find with the lovely heidi klum is her lack of under-eye concealer. this is brilliant.

yawn. another pretty, boring dress. the earrings are beautiful. the chanel dress is beautiful. julianne moore is beautiful. but there is nothing exciting about this look.

katherine mcphee is apparently gonna be a tv star... well, we'll have to see how that pans out. she looks nice her donna karan ensemble, but understated and quite. definitely not stand out. she could be brilliant...

salma hayak brought the sex. hello tatas. she looks great. the big sexy hair works brilliantly with her super fabulous gucci dress. she's hot.

usually michelle williams is my shining star. i love absolutely everything about her.. but tonight i am definitely left a little bummed... my problem isn't really the jason wu dress, but the weird headband... i don't know it just doesn't work for me. i still love her and her acceptance speech almost brought me to tears. LOVE HER.

kate winslet is like an acting goddess... and she's so brilliant that the gods have bestowed upon her a magical fountain of youth... i mean she looks like 15 years younger than she did like 10 years ago. she's also like the most talented actress of our time... but none of those things help with this jenny packham gown. it's only okay. her hair and makeup are stunning. beautiful.

HOMELAND!!!!!! omg, claire danes deserved that award! so happy! she's freaking brilliant on that show!!! and this j mendel dress has a lot of interesting things going for it, but something about it was just a little old for me. i love her old hollywood hair and red lipstick. she should definitely wear that lip more often.

i'm bummed. i never dislike what emma stone wears :( but alas, this lanvin dress is just so blah. the eggplant color bores me to tears. i like the strong shoulder and deep v, but seriously a giant bird belt... i can't wait to see what she wears to the oscars.

hey foxy lady. sophia vergara is a super sexy woman and this vera wang just leaves a lot to be desired. don't get me wrong she still looks wonderful, but it just doesn't give me that oomph i was hoping for.

oh tilda... so glad you brought the crazy... i mean it's pretty simple for her, but still a little wackadoo... i LOVE her hair, if i could pull that hair off i'd cut mine in a heart beart. true story.

ya know, i ain't mad at julianna margulies. she is smoking hot in this naeem kahn... i just wish is wasn't purple... i have this friend tricia who absolutely hates the color purple, i don't hate it all the time, but i'd rather not see it on the red carpet unless it's michelle williams at the 2006 golden globes. but other than the weird color i love it.

boo. so rooney mara, this supposed fashion hot shot, bored me to tears in a nina ricci gown. plus, her hair looks like a greasy afterthought. not great.

 tina fey. this is the best i have ever seen her look. i love this oscar de la renta, so impressed with her.

don't hate. i mostly like this versace gown on angie. i wish her purse wasn't red and that her shoes were different, but i feel like the gown is a classic old hollywood look and it's beautiful! i love her. haters can kiss it.

what the hell is wrong with kelly osbourne's hair!?!?!?!? if she had a normal colored hair i might actually love this... the zac posen dress is perfection, but that hair is AWFUL. ugh. stop trying to be cool, it looks absolutely ridiculous.

lady gaga ruins everything...

first off, not even lady gaga could ruin how excited i am for zac brown band!!!! they won their second grammy tonight and i am just beyond thrilled for them!!!! HOORAY!!!

i tried to enjoy the show, but i couldn't get lady gaga arriving in that stupid egg thing... it honestly ruined my night. why?!!?! why, do we let that crazy chick dictate what's original... she's insane. i want so badly to support her because i think it's brilliant all the work she does for gay rights, but i really can't get behind her ridiculous antics, stupid costumes, and her desperate need for attention. she just seems to try way too damn hard and i'm not buying the shit she's selling. she is so freaking absurd that i feel like me continuing to talk and speculate about her motives are exactly what she wants. so i'm done. i'll continue to run on the treadmill to "bad romance" but she has no place on my blog. ugh. uber annoyed.

perhaps i am way out of the loop, but i have no idea who this is...  nicki minaj?!? i have no idea. i do know that this givenchy creation is just as insane as i would expect from the grammy fashion. like whoa. what in the hell is going on inside your head that this seems like the best option!? creative people are nuts. i will say that her body looks banging, but dear sweet jesus... this is a lot of look. lotta look. wow.

hello see through gown!!!! leave it to rihanna to rock a crazy sheer john paul gaultier gown. i sorta dig it. i mean, the fit is beyond perfection, sure it looks ridiculous, but in a fabulously fashion forward sorta way. plus, she's wearing glittery pasties. and that means dedication in my book. i do kinda wish she'd ditch the red hair and go back to the awesome edgy cut with the shaved parts and blonde.

come on folks!?!?! did we learn nothing from heidi and spencer!? if you stop inviting them to big events and stop putting them on the covers of magazines then they disappear! i mean, imagine it, a world without the jersey shore!!!!! iq's all over the world would instantly rise!!! instantly!!! with all of that said this is not the worst snooki has ever looked. in fact this look is, dare i say, mild for her.

 who is this? um, no.

oh dear, dear, dear. monica. this is definitely not my favorite look. the dress is sorta interesting and fashion forward, but the makeup and hair... hmm how do i say this, looks like she should be singing duets with brandy. it looks like the 90's vomited on her head. and i mean she's hot. like super hot, so this is just unacceptable.

now, i love haley williams. love. love. love her. but dear sweet baby jesus. what is this!?!? nothing about this works. not even for the crazy grammys. the sheer tights. the silly bangs. the weird shoes. the pink fluffy stuff. hmmm. it's a good thing she's rad talented cause this is just yuckola. 

 i don't get it. she's beautiful. stunning. but why is she everywhere!? and this kauffman franco gown is not doing it for me. it reminds me of my prom gown in 2000. wow, i'm old. but yeah. this is terrible and the shoes are disgust with this look. a rare occasion where nude shoes just don't work. a strappy bronze or gold sandal would've worked better. her hair and makeup are beautiful, as always. i just don't get her.

oh florence... so i love florence and the machine and i realize that she is a bit of a wacka-doo, so this really isn't nearly as crazy as it could've been. and honestly, i am beyond in love with the back of this givenchy dress. the orange on her skin tone is just perfection. the rest of the dress is just eh. 

how much they hate me? very. kiss girls like katy perry. that was a little pre-review rap. okay. hmm. where to start. her hair and makeup are actually not offensive. i even really like her hair. the top of the dress is okay, but the skirt is just so weird. i know that mr. armani made this for her, but with the wings, this just goes way overboard. i don't think i quite understand her "schtick." she could be beautiful, but it's like she terrified to just be stunning. she doesn't need all of the gimmicks. 

 natasha bedingfield leaves much to be desired in this odd gown. i don't know what bothers me more the sequined/floral mess or the hair!? it all seems too costumey. not a fan.

could someone please explain why eva longoria is EVERYWHERE lately. is desperate houswives even still on television!? i know the post breakup glow is in full affect, but i'm really not loving this ashi studi ensemble. very been there, done that.

holy bananas. what has happened to the front of jordin sparks gown!? this is so middle aged i can barely stand it. too young and too pretty to be wearing this nonsense. and the makeup!? where is it?

so this is weird, right?! pregnant selma blair at the grammys in a muumuu... oooookay. who's she married to? this is beyond strange. i kinda like the dress and the train keeps it from looking ridiculously casual, but overall i'm just confused. 

how hot is heidi klum? answer. oh so very hot. she just looks like a tall, skinny, sexy babe. i mean this dress just drips off of her like liquid gold. i think that klum makes the dress work, on any other lady i might think this is too much. she can definitely pull it off.

ciara's goodies make the boys jump on it. this pucci is hot. ciara is hot. end of story.

now, i'm pretty sure this young lady is doing "the biebs" and that kinda makes me want to puke in my mouth, but i have to say lil' selena gomaz looks ah-mazing. i heart j.mendel and this gown is no exception. absolutely breathtaking.

now, i'm pretty sure this lady is doing "seacrest" and that also makes me want to vomit... but all kidding aside, ms. hough is rocking this malandrino dress. i love the neckline, the ruffles, the colors, the hair. i think it's beautiful. and this is the best i've seen her look ever. love. it. 

ohmyholyfreakinglord. jennifer hudson in versace = perfection. she is a goddess. try to say something bad about this and i will judo chop you in the neck. the end. 

wowzas. kelly osbourne is a hottie. this tadashi shoji is very similar to the marchesa that diane kruger wore to an event in new york last year. so i feel like it's been waaaaay done before and by a fashion icon no less, but honestly she looks so hot that i'm not even going to hold it against her. FIERCE.

i think that my darling love, nicole kidman, looks absolutely stunning. i love this silhouette on her. very reminiscent of her road to oscar in 2003. and her hair is perfection. i really feel like she's starting to understand her botox levels, cause it really looks sooooo much better. she looks fantastic.

ggggeeeezzzzeeee. jenny from the block is looking insanely hot. wow. wow. wow. what can i say bad about this. her body. hot. her hair. hot. her shoes. hot. her makeup. hot. i mean.... what else is there!?!

i am so over her extensions. yawn. 

and to end it, some glee kids. i love both of these looks and dresses. call me crazy, but i think these both work on many levels. dianna agron is rocking the hell out of this vivienne westwood. i mean, so hot. i love her lil' fauxhawk and the gritty rocker makeup. the shoes are the only thing i don't quite understand. a little too matronly with the look. some angry rock and republic spiked heels or some rad sandals would've been better. and naya rivera. holy crap this girls legs are like 2 thousand miles long. bitch. i know this dress looks like it has a tail, but i like it... i do. i love the neckline and the weird skirt. i really do. i know it's not my finest pick. i will say her hair looks a hot damn mess. definitely needs some work. maybe like an ironic holly golightly updo.

okay, so that's the 2011 grammys in a nutshell! what did you think of the fashion? am i spot on? or do you dare disagree? does lady gaga make you wanna punch justin beiber in the face? who were your favorites of the evening? do tell!!!