Showing posts with label operation megan fox. Show all posts
Showing posts with label operation megan fox. Show all posts

Sunday, July 3, 2011

megan fox who!?

now, i don't know if i have ever truly divulged how big of a super nerd i am... let me assure you, i am. i am a monster dork. i love lara croft & various other video games, lord of the rings, harry potter, star wars, twilight, buffy, moonlight, dr. who, alias, terminator, batman, ironman, spiderman, elektra, xmen, and yes, transformers... i even loved the second very crappy transformers... and when i heard that the uber-talented megan fox, insert laugh track, was leaving the films i was left heartbroken... well, really i didn't care, but still, when i heard that a supermodel, rosie huntington-whiteley, was taking her place, i was not surprised 'cause michael bay is a giant horn-dog pervert, but then i figured she couldn't be any worse than megan fox. but honestly, the way this chick has been dressing on her promo tour i could care less how well she acts. plus, she dates jason statham and she's a brit... she's gotta be pretty bad ass, right?
naeem kahn
i die. this is absolute perfection. holy bananas, how tall is she!?
burberry
the hair is a bit off, but this gown is out of control, the neckline is sheer perfection. i love that she isn't wearing a necklace. 
 antonio berardi
this is her megan fox moment... personally i think foxy does the red dress better(examples here and here), but this is still incredibly hot. 
 michael kors
this color is delightful. right!? holy lord this is like sex.
the row
dude, she loves those nude pointy toe pumps. i just think that this is so sophisticated and chic. she and statham would make some sexy ass kids. 

so what do you think of darling rosie's style!? do you dig!? are you are super nerd too!? tell the truth!! what's the nerdiest thing you love, do tell... make me feel better about myself. ha. 

Sunday, January 16, 2011

blushing beauties...

so, here they are folks!!! my favorites of the evening were both pinky-peachy calvin klein numbers worn by emma stone and claire danes, respectively. first, emma stone. ohmydearsweetbabyjesus. she's perfect. the blonde hair, the ivory skin, and the simplicity is just beyond genius. i love the peach color on her! it is just out-of-control!!! omg. beautiful. she is stunning. second, claire danes... wow. wow. wow. wow. she won for temple grandin and completely was completely deserved, she's a freaking genius. her neckline is just jawdroppingly fabulous. she's just a tiny little fairy with mad acting skills. both ladies knocked it out of the ballpark. so happy with calvin klein this evening. 
this armani prive had to grow on me because at first i was a little hung up on the pouf in the sleeve, but the more i look at it, the more i flipping love it. the color, the sparkle, the neckline, the back... THE BACK!!!! sooooo beautiful. she's just a knockout. 

yay, heather morris! my favorite gleekster. this chick has a rad body. and this flesh tone sparkler is pretty gorge. it leaves a little to be desired, but she looks pretty unbelievable.
operation megan fox is still in full effect. and she is rocking the hell out of this armani gown. something about the skirt doesn't work for me... i can't quiet put my finger on it... but overall i'd say she was pretty fabulous.
oh lil' ole' carrie underwood at the big award show! i have to say. her style usually annoys me, but this badgley mischka gown is very country barbie. i don't hate it. i like that her hair style is a change up from her norm, so while i don't love this look it's not so bad. she's capable of so much better.
i think this dress is depressing. it would be perfect if she was filming a jane austen film, but alas she is at a freaking modern day award show, so i'm gonna give leighton meester a major FAIL. the only thing that keeps this dress off the disaster list are her genius, out-of-control sexy shoes!!!! ohmygawd. love. everything else... boo.
the newly single, always hot scarjo was a little half and half in book... this elie saab is beautiful, but the gown makes her look kinda squat... she's freaking black widow! she's a babe! why in god's green christ would you wear a gown that makes you look short... just saying. she is beyond sexy, so i suppose she can do whatever the hell she wants, but i would opt for a different neckline and skirt style next go 'round. just saying.
oh saaaandy. she's so smoking hot, but the bangs with the smokey eye paired with the fairy pricess jenny packham gown just goes overboard for me. all of the pieces individually are brilliant, it's just all together it sort of overwhelms tiny sandy. if sh got her hair out of her face and lightened up on the eye makeup this may have been one of my favorites. 
i adore milla jovovich. i have seen perfect getaway at least 20 times. i know. pathetic. but it's so much freaking fun and every time i watch it i am always in shock of how beautiful she is... and her eyes are absolutely STUN-ning!! she looks like a old school hollywood starlet. i think i may love this. the mermaid skirt keeps me from taking the jump to full on love. hmmmm.
i love the bodice of this j.mendel on dianna agron, it reminds me of my wedding dress bodice. i really do love the dress and i think it looks brilliant on her. but the hair and the necklace... not a huge fan. styling is everything and i'm just not feeling it. she really is a beautiful girl though.
heidi klum is smokin' hot. that's a little song i just wrote, called heidi klum is smokin' hot. i saw nicole richie rock this marc jacobs gown in the new lucky magazine and i was OBSESSED. so, even though it's not a typical red carpet dress, i really love the california cool vibe that it gives off. her hair and makeup are super beach sexy... it just seem kinda wrong for the occasion, but i suppose german supermodels can do whatever the geez-o-petes they want!!! you rock it hot mama.
despite rumors that lea michelle is a complete bitch, i still think she is beyond fabulous. i mean diva doesn't have to equal bitch. and i actually love her hair and makeup. i mean beautiful! but she has a tendency to wear gowns that overwhelm her tiny frame and i sorta feel the same way about this cotton candy pink oscar de la renta. it just makes her look like shapes. not entirely flattering. but honey can SANG....
nicole kidman. yawn. in prada. yawn. with straight, side-parted hair. yawn......... sorry i fell asleep what were we talking about!? 
what is it with j.lo and the super white eyes? i mean we know how old you are, so that doesn't trick us into thinking you are 26... this zuhair murad gown just does nothing for me... i was digging the 70's thing, but it's just almost too literal... i don't know... she just does very little for me now a days.
yay modern family!!!! julie bowen is fricking hilarious!!! omg. she cracks me up and let me tell you this women has an unbelievable body!!! wowzas! this todashi soji is sorta bland on her, but lucky for her she'd look brilliant in a paper bag...this sorta looks like a paper bag... but with ruffles... hmm... yeah it's not awesome. 

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

let operation megan fox begin.

she wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny white and black bikini... oh whatever... so this is the victoria's secret bathing suit i just got in the mail. considering it's snowing outside, i'm not planning on wearing it anytime soon. thank god. and while it fits... it doesn't look as ah-mazing as it should... at all :( i haven't rocked a two piece in quite some time... but i'm determined to look fabulous!!! with trainer lance by my side, i am going to kick this bikini's ass. so, these are my fridge photos, yes, really... my hubs is a lucky man. why it's thumbs herself! good ole megan fox!!! like her or not, this chick is HOT!!!!!! i mean, i adore her shape, she's tiny, but with curves and some muscles. love. her. and come on, what's more effective than a picture of megan fox staring you down saying, "don't eat that fatty!!!" every time you wanna eat something naughty. so i'm hoping to be bikini ready by time we move to cali... and if i reach my goal... i'll take a picture in a bikini. GASP!!!! true story... i'm terrified :/

so who would you hang on your fridge for body inspiration!?!