sag awards 2011. i can't complain... too much.

and the award shows keep coming!!!! the sag awards were on sunday night and they brought hollywood out in fine form! i really didn't hate much. i think that it was a great fashion parade and i think that all of the actor awards were well deserved. hooray the king's speech!!!! best movie i've seen in years. genius. ah. i can't stop thinking about how good it was. in my wildest dreams i can't imagine acting with such superb actors. okay, enough of my drooling over parts i well never play. the fashion was fairly inoffensive. i feel like oscar de la renta was definitely the designer of the evening, but there were a bunch of lesser known designers as well. okay. let the review begin. 

i loved this. lea michelle rocked the hell out of this oscar de la renta. the bodice is just brilliant and the fit is just perfection. i adore her hair and makeup. i think it just beautiful. very simple, but sassy and just stunning.

i'm loving this versace gown on hilary swank. i feel like it just works. the color is pale, but doesn't wash her out. the gown fits her like a glove. lord she's buff. and i love the hair, i think it softens her face and just looks beautiful.

grrrrrr. sassy mila kunis. love it. this alexander mcqueen is so hot. i love her hair all long and sexy. the deep side part is just brilliant. i love how unfussy she looks. no jewels. she just lets the dress speak. and it says, "hello, my name is fabulous!!"

so i wasn't sure if i liked the azzaro gown on pregs natalie portman. but after watching it move as she walked, it really is fabulous. the fit on her belly is just so perfect. i love the neckline and the bits of sparkle. i'm a fan.

okay. i really liked this look. rosario dawson is a smokin' hot babe so it's hard to make her look bad, but this j.mendel is absolutely perfect. the color is great on her and paired with the jade earring it's just perfect. the cut is so relaxed and i love the asymmetrical slit. really pretty.

okay. you can make fun of me if you want, but i love this prada gown. hailee steinfeld is 14 years old and i feel like this dress is fun and young and totally appropriate. i love it. the colors are just so vibrant and i feel like if an older celebrity was wearing this it would seem like they were trying too hard. i think it works.

okay, i love this girl. heather morris is HILARIOUS and she can dance like it's her job... yes... i suppose it is her job... anywho. this romana kevaza is beautiful. i don't normally love this silhouette, it reminds me of prom, but i think this is just beyond fabulous. she's great.

nurse carol hathaway. that's all julianna margulies will ever be to me. congrats to her for her win. this ysl gown leaves a bit to be a desired. everything about this look is hot... except for the neckline. her boobs like high, pushed together barely a-cups. it's odd. the rest of the look is pretty sassy.

this is totally a dress i could picture cruella deville wearing... kyra sedgwick is wearing theirry mugler. it's just not awesome. the velvet and the pointy sides... weird.

holy boobies batman. sophia vergara is so beyond hot and this roberto cavalli is beyond perfect for her. she definitely needs to wear designers like cavalli which are so ah-mazing for her body. wowza. and it just blows my mind that someone can be so hot and so freaking hilarious. modern family. best. show. ever.

nicole kidman. she's impeccable. she's beautiful. but lately she has not been dressing to impress. when i first saw this nina ricci gown i was not loving it, but then i saw the back. helllllo! beautiful! so even though i'm not the hugest fan. i still have to admit the back is stunning.

dear sweet baby jesus. why does tina fey still dress herself!? this oscar de la renta is ridiculous on her. the raised flowers along the neckline make me wanna throw up. sorry, she's funny, but she does not dress herself well... AT ALL.

geez, could this monique lhuillier be even more of the top!? answer. no. angie harmon is stunning, but the dress is just way too much for this show. the bodice is way too lingerie-like for me. the pony tail is too middle school dance. and i just don't like it.

is kim kardashian an actor? i mean i know she's full of shit and that is a trait generally reserved for actors, but it really bothers me that she gets invited to real award shows. i love the real housewives just like the next girl, but it ends there. if kim or taylor showed up at this award, i'd punch a baby. all of that to say. kim kardashian is NOT an actor. she's a freaking spectacle. this marchesa gown is supremely ugly. it makes her look huge and like she has saggy tots. and is she wearing dyeable's!?!?!? ewwwwww. i could throw up.

claire danes has been looking so great lately that i hate to admit this louis vuitton is not fabulous. her hair is not really done and the makeup is too much for her usually fresh face. i don't like any of it. sorry.

gag. ew. nasty. ew. wow. kate mara is waaaaaaaaay too pretty to wear such an ugly freaking dress. have i mentioned ew. this herve lerger is just disgust. it's like some added a taffeta christmas tree to the bottom of her dress. and then she ripped off a piece and threw it in her hair. waaaay too pretty.

amy adams is so freaking talented. and this herve leroux looks great on her. her body looks sick post baby and this dress just fits her perfectly. i really like it.

dear sweet jesus. what is christina hendricks doing!? this l'wren scott is just not great. the reflection of the  sequins keep you from seeing her actual shape, it all kinda blurs together. perhaps in a different color this would be more flattering, but it's really hard to see her hot bod, it's just black blah.

pretty... this georges hobeika is stunning on eva longoria, it reminds me of a lighter verson of the lanvin natalie portman wore to the 2005 oscars... but she looks so great that i won't knock too many points. the eye makeup is a bit off... and they went a bit overboard with the under eye concealer. still pretty.

jayma mays looks great. this might actually be the best look i've seen on her yet. this jenny packham is so fabulous. like beyond. i love almost all of this look. the only thing off for me are the shoes. too strappy. the sandal chops her off at the ankle, shortening her. a nude peep toe would've been a better choice.

what in god's green christ is winona ryder wearing!? egads! not hot. the hair is just weird and super 90's, which let's face it, is the last time she was on a red carpet. the makeup is way overdone. and what is that horrid bag. ew. a black bag with a white gown... double ew.

i might not hate this. julia stiles looks pretty fabulous. the gown is a bit off. i like ombre hair, but ombre fabric is not usually fabulous. from the bodice up, i'd say it's perfect. almost there kat. that's a reference to 10 things i hate about you, best teenage movie ever made. i may have seen it 100 times. don't judge.

jane krakowski continues on her fabulous maternity red carpet tour. this badgley mischka gown is perfection. her hair and makeup are genius. the earring are perfect. i want. she's hot. she's a hot mama.

january jones is weird, right!? it's not just me, is it? 'cause i find her super weird. this carolina hererra is also kinda weird. it seems better suited by a woman advanced in years. the hair is absolutely ridiculous. where i come from we call that a "kennesaw claw" after women from kennesaw georgia who rock a ridiculously 80's set of bangs. and it's bad. this is bad.

i love this catherine malandrino suit. and i love julie bowen. and i love modern family. i despise her hair. the bangs are bad. do you think pushing them to the side was an afterthought!? if it was a straight fringe that might've worked.

okay. so here we go. dianna agron is rocking this chanel just fine, even though i think it's way too old for her, but i am so not understanding the eyebrows. a strong brow in photo shoot is awesome. love it. but on the red carpet with her california blonde hair is just not doing it for me. she looks very old and she's like 13. that's never good.

way too much dress. amber riley is fab-u-lous. but this dress is swallowing her up and she's a big girl, so that means that's a lot of dress. at the globes, she hit the nail on the head, she looked sexy and voluptuous. but this just doesn't work. from the knee down i hate it.

oh helena. i love her and all of her crazy. she was so brilliant in the kings speech that i have decided i don't give a shit what she wears. she's that good.

yet another oscar de la renta. jennifer lawrence is ridiculous hot, but hot pink and black is way too middle school for me. the dress is ah-mazing. if i could toss the stupid bow belt and add a sparkly, pink and clear band of gemstones around the waist and add a nice tall glitter dipped stiletto and then i would adore this. i'm also not a fan of the eye makeup. way too harsh.

so, tell me. who did you love? hate? are my picks spot on? or did i miss the mark?

jewel tones are as sassy as ever... love.

mila kunis didn't win the award, but i flippin' love her dress. this emerald vera wang is just lovely. the ruching is stunning and i LOVE the knots on the shoulder. she just looks fresh and petite and like a real freaking movie star. love the coraly pink lips. she is just adorable. 

omg. love. love. love. this lanvin is making me so happy i can't even tell you. omg. love. julianne moore is very hit or miss with me in fashion. and this is really top notch. it's just the perfect mix of simple and interesting. the neckline is just brilliant!!! i love her hair and makeup. this just really works for me.

okay. this is fabulous. kyra sedgwick really stepped up her game in the emilio pucci. the color of this gown is flawless. reminds me of the jason wu that diane kruger rocked last year to the sag awards. the turquoise and gold earrings are such a chic addition. really dig this.

so, if jane krakowski wasn't super pregnant, i'm not sure if i would like this badgley mischka as much. but the neckline and the empire waist totally works perfectly with her belly. the color is lovely and she just glows. she's gonna be a hot momma. i still hate 30 rock though. just saying.

amber riley is working this dress. she really looks ah-mazing. the dress fits her perfectly. it slims her waist. makes her boobs like ah-mazing. slenderizes her hips. and just looks sexy and womanly. the only thing i'm not loving are her bangs. they seem really heavy and it covers her face so much. but other than that she looks great.

elisabeth moss is rocking her donna karan. she looks great. she has really come into her own on the red carpet. i love her earrings. it still makes me sad that she and fred armisen aren't together. anywho, she did good and i'm sure she'll continue to grow as a stylish lady.

how sexy is this lady!!!??!?! olivia wilde is hot. end of story. and this marchesa is delicious. it's like a chocolate cotton candy heaven with sparkly sprinkles. i mean could she be anymore gorgeous!?!! the only problem i have is the hair. it seems a bit like an afterthought... i love her. i mean she's stunning. she's a vegan. makes me love her even more. stunning.

catherine zeta jones is a babe. end of story. i really love the texture of this monique lhuillier gown and this hunter green against her porcelain skin is just delightful. i mean, she's just hot.

va va va voom. sophia vergara is pretty much the most sexy person on the planet. she and eva mendes really would have to battle it out. so much hotness. this vera wang is on the most flattering gown she has worn ever. her hourglass shape is just ridiculously amazing. she is a total bombshell. look at the tatas! she is awesome and geniusly funny. love her.

oh angie jolie-pitt!!!! i love this versace gown. why are people so mean to her? it's not her fault that jenn aniston wanted to make crap movies and not make babies. i think we can all agree that the world is as it should be... anyways. she's stunning and this color is absolutely perfect for her. her hair could use a little something, but the color is brilliant. love. wow. i was really nice to just about everybody. damn. what's wrong with me!?!

emmys 2010. me likey.

holy yay! i'm back!!!!! and with an ah-mazing emmy fashion review. the show was absolutely hilarious. jimmy fallon did a brilliant job and so many well deserved people won! so, i was really digging quite a few of these ladies. and there were a few that i can't tell if i love or like or what. so let's play!!!!! and don't forget to comment and agree/disagree/argue/whine whatever. let's have fun.

how could i forget claire danes!? i was looking at a ton of dresses. i was so glad claire won for temple grandin, she was genius in it. she looked absolutely stunning in armani prive. beautiful. it did look a bit much like anne hathaway's oscar dress, but that's alright. she just looked light and angelic. stunning.

omg. keri russell is ah-mazing. i have always adored her personal style, even back in the felicity days. but this baby pink number is just doing it for me. so clean and stylish. it's breezy and light. i am just totally digging this. she is just so effortless and there is far too little of that in fashion nowadays. love this.

okay, this isn't my favorite look of the evening, but jenna fischer wins the most improved award!!! oh my goodness this is just brilliant on her. the color, the fit, the hair, the makeup. stunning. she looks tall and thin. her boobs looks FAB-ulous. i am just really feel like a proud parent. great work. 

holy hotness oliva munn! i know this look is incredibly simple, but it fits her so well that it's genius. she just looks thin and tall and sophisticated. i am loving this dress. her hair/makeup is just super sexy. love it.  

okay, i love this. i'm not quite sure what maria menounos does, but she looks smoking hot. it's a lot of look, but i totally think she pulls it off. i love the cut out and red lipstick. the hair is bit helmet-y, but i think it works overall. it's just pretty and shiny... and we all know that i am easily distracted by shiny things... example see below. 

see!? shiny things! okay, you can dog me, but i love this. heather morris of glee(love) is totally rocking this ina soltani gown with total veronica lake like sexy. i love the black belt and how it cinches her teeny-tiny waist. her hair and makeup are absolutely spot on! i love this. aaaand side note, she is my favorite gleek. this chick is insanely funny and damn she can DANCE! 

i totally don't get the 30 rock hype, but i have to say jane krakowski is smokin' hot! and this escada gown is just fabulouso. it's interesting and fits insanely well. her hair and makeup are beautiful. this is just a super win for me. 

only heidi can wear a mini dress to the emmys. this marchesa is super hot. heidi's smokin' hot. end of story. HOT.

yay amber riley! this is how a big girl should dress. she looks curvaceous and sexy. i love that her hair is up, but not shellacked in place. it's fresh and young. the beading at her waist is genius and totally shows off her tiny mid-section. this is great. 

okay, i love vampire diaries... so sue me. nina dobrev is a super pretty girl, but she doesn't usually wow me on the red carpet. i feel like it's alway a bit generic and young. but this zuhair murad is out-of-control! i mean come on. her shoulders are just beautiful and her waist is, like, non-existent. i think the accessories could've been a bit more modern, but seriously i can't really say anything bad about this. just beautiful. 

i just can't decide if i like these final 3... i'll explain...

look at this chicks body! Hell-O! my god she's sexy! and i think i really like this. she always wears these weird puffy dresses that in all honesty make her look fat, which she is definitely NOT! but this zac posen really emphasizes her curves while showing off her little waist and not weighing her down with heavy fabrics or silly details. she is just a sexy lady. i like it... i think... 

oh sophia veraga. is there really a more beautiful women on the planet!? she is just outrageously sexy. not even fair. but i can't tell if i like this gown... in photos it's a bit prom-like, but on stage she looked genius. it fits her insanely well and looks stunning when light hits the sparkles. so... i'm just not quite sure. side-note. if you don't watch modern family you are a loser. best show on tv. 

okay. okay. i know you are thinking... but jane lynch always looks so unfortunate on the red carpet that i just had to give a shout out to her. she looked absolutely beautiful! this ali rahami fit her like a glove and the color was flawless on her. hair and makeup looked great. congrats to her on her emmy win. she's brilliant and i'm thrilled that she looks nice. so while, not the most fashion forward of the bunch, this is pretty awesome. 

there were some great looks, so tell me, who you were loving?