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wow, wow, wow...when bad clothes happen to good people or in this case, these people. i can't believe this ugly, especially with the two jessica's they are way above looking this bad. the other two, well... well...

now, jessica biel's bustier is super cute, but those pants are DIS-gusting. i know pleated menswear inspired pants are big for the fall, but these are just wonky and on her sizable ass, this is not a flattering look, at all! it looks like there is a bulge by her crotch...hmm. i expect better from a vogue cover girl. now this thing on the right, kesha she's called, is so far down the hot mess trail that i fear she is lost forever, what is this chick thinking? lady gaga you are not, she wore this to an erin wasson show...i just have nothing to say... the hair, the suit, the jacket, the boots...wtf? she's a weirdo and not in a good way...

um, yikes jessica alba...yikes...did i mention yikes? her hair/makeup/bracelets are fabulous and that's saying a lot because her hair has been looking a little iffy lately. i actually like the prada dress and the miu miu boots, but together? oh no! the dress without the tights and a pair of super edgy, spiky, black strappy sandals, perfect, but this looks like something gwen stefani would wear on stage...and gwen she is not. not good. 

this is the worst. i want the sweet, funny, talent lindsay lohan back, isn't it amazing what terrible parents can do to a child? it's actually almost too sad to make fun of, almost...first, what's wrong with her face, she's like 11 and she's already botoxed and filled those lips full, sick. the dress is just so blah and lindsay, black with red? what is this 1999? this was the kind of thing i would wear when i was in high school. she looks terrible, is she high? do you think? like right then? or right now? i read this article talking about how people won't invite her to fashion shows anymore because she's not worth the trouble or money...i wouldn't invite her because this is the kind of ugly that she wears and guess what? she has her own line of clothing??!?!?! bollocks!!!